06/04/2009 12:51 AM by [THA] Hamst3r
I like my women like I like my luminous balls of plasma…dwarfs with a surface temperature of 6,000 degrees Kelvin.
I like my women like I like my oak trees…100 years old and covered in squirrels.
I like my women like I like my testicles, hairy and close to me at all times.
I like my women like I like my swine. Covered in mud because they don’t have functional sweat glands. It also keeps the flies off.
I like my women like I like my Gary Coleman in a fursuit, covered in whip cream, riding an electric bull. Just like that.
Oh yes: #ilikemywomen on Twitter
Hilarity, go!
Posted in Things Online,
05/21/2009 07:20 AM by [THA] Hamst3r
May 6th, 2009: ezmuze+ Hamst3r edition (EZMHE) was released on the XBOX Live Marketplace. Since then I’ve been doing my best to get gaming sites to give it a chance and not just brush it off as amateur non-game crap. This has turned out to more difficult than expected. I’m not even going to go into detail about all the things that didn’t work. Let’s just say: no one cares about your Community Game.
That aside, here are some things you can try to get your Community Game noticed.
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Posted in Things Online, Rants and Rambling
05/15/2009 06:09 AM by [THA] Hamst3r
This is the best investment ive ever made on the Xbox Marketplace.
ezmuze=best 800 ms points ever spent.
you make music and shit, its fucking rad.
it’s really beast.
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Posted in Things Online,
05/09/2009 09:39 AM by [THA] Hamst3r
and it’s from IGN!
ezmuze+ Hamst3r Edition
Golden Note for DIY Funky Beats
Developer: madninjaskillz
Cost: 800 MSP
Mad Ninja Skillz really has gone the extra mile with their attempt at an XNA app. The music creation software is slick, fairly simple to use once you get it all down and is plenty powerful for those that really like to tinker. Think of it as the XNA equivalent of something like Ableton (albeit not quite as complex), and with the addition of assets from Hamst3r, Jamez Gillman’s share-happy music creation initiative, an already great tool got even better. If you didn’t bite on the Breaks and House package of ezmuze and you’re at all interested in making music, give ezmuze+ a shot.
May 8, 2009 Sam Bishop, IGN [Original Article]
Woo!
Posted in In Real Life, Things Online
