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This is Face. Face is a good dog.

Face lives in a tree and barks at anyone that passes by. Face likes to chase birds and dig holes in the ground.

Face is also very strong and can pull the weight of a tractor with little effort. He has six tractors buried around the tree that he lives in.

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Depressed Orange Robot is a character I originally drew back in high school. He was made pretty much for the sole purpose of making a t-shirt, which I wore a lot back then.

There’s a bit of fiction surrounding him and some other characters in his world, but the short version of it all is: Orange Robot is encased in fabric and stuffing, so he looks like a stuffed toy. He lives in a perpetual state of depression because it’s the only emotional state he was programmed to have. Even so, he has found that he enjoys eating sour oranges, even though they also make him sad because they are orange like him and orange is a depressing color.

Orange Robot’s only friend is a gelatinous lump that follows him around. Also; as far as he knows, his over-sized arms and hands serve no useful purpose, they’re just heavy.

So, here’s Orange Robot, living in his bland world, feeling sorry for himself. It’s OK to give him a hug if you feel like it. It won’t make him happy, but at least he can’t get any more depressed than he already is. :)

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I like my women like I like my luminous balls of plasma…dwarfs with a surface temperature of 6,000 degrees Kelvin.

I like my women like I like my oak trees…100 years old and covered in squirrels.

I like my women like I like my testicles, hairy and close to me at all times.

I like my women like I like my swine. Covered in mud because they don’t have functional sweat glands. It also keeps the flies off.

I like my women like I like my Gary Coleman in a fursuit, covered in whip cream, riding an electric bull. Just like that.

Oh yes: #ilikemywomen on Twitter

Hilarity, go!

May 6th, 2009: ezmuze+ Hamst3r edition (EZMHE) was released on the XBOX Live Marketplace. Since then I’ve been doing my best to get gaming sites to give it a chance and not just brush it off as amateur non-game crap. This has turned out to more difficult than expected. I’m not even going to go into detail about all the things that didn’t work. Let’s just say: no one cares about your Community Game.

That aside, here are some things you can try to get your Community Game noticed.

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This is the best investment ive ever made on the Xbox Marketplace.

ezmuze=best 800 ms points ever spent.

you make music and shit, its fucking rad.

it’s really beast.

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