I Like My Women...
04/06/2009 12:51 AM by [THA] Hamst3r
I like my women like I like my luminous balls of plasma…dwarfs with a surface temperature of 6,000 degrees Kelvin.
I like my women like I like my oak trees…100 years old and covered in squirrels.
I like my women like I like my testicles, hairy and close to me at all times.
I like my women like I like my swine. Covered in mud because they don’t have functional sweat glands. It also keeps the flies off.
I like my women like I like my Gary Coleman in a fursuit, covered in whip cream, riding an electric bull. Just like that.
Oh yes: #ilikemywomen on Twitter
Hilarity, go!
