Postal 2 blamed for arsons...
01/08/2008 01:10 PM by [THA] Hamst3r
…hilarity ensued.
Police say Running With Scissors PC game inspired three teens to set fire to eight cars and one home over three weeks. Read Article
BREAKING NEWS:
A teenager tumbled chickens in a box before dissecting them into hundreds of evenly cut pieces. Specialists say Loco Roco is to blame.
THIS JUST IN, REPORTING LIVE ON THE SCENE:
A 27 year old man went on a rampage earlier today, killing dogs, birds and even small children with a lead pipe. Witnesses say the man was chasing a young girl and calling out to her as she ran away. The girl says she doesn’t know the man and her name is not Cheryl.
NEW DEVELOPMENTS ON TEEN SUICIDE CASE:
Teen deaths caught on film. Teens everywhere are throwing themselves down flights of stairs and it’s all due to a popular downloadable game entitled, “Stair Dismount”.
IN OTHER NEWS:
Youths swarm to sign up with military after release of Call of Duty 4. “War is cool!” says teen.
Yeah, that’s likely.
Now if you’ll excuse me I need to go shoot myself in the head
